IM's with Shana

Paul: HEY
Paul: I want to get a PS3 so bad now
Paul: SO BAD
Paul: Are you there?
Paul: Don't toy with my emotions woman
Shana: just a sec...I'm busy....
Paul: Busy?
Paul: What is more important than me?
Paul: Who is he? I'll kill him
Shana: I'm editing pics from yesterday and trying to get them sent out to the fam
Paul: K-I-L-L
Shana: and I'm emailing Katie back and forth...and trying to research ticket sales for An Evening with John Cleese...
Paul: blah, pics are more important than me?
Paul: KATIE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME? WTF
Paul: bah!
Paul: Bah I say!
Paul: but that is beside the point
Paul: the point is...PS3
Paul: Can we buy it
Paul: ?
Paul: puh-leeeeeeeze?
Shana: So you want the PS3 now? I thought we had decided to buy it for Christmas...
Paul: well...its ALMOST christmas
Shana: Well...what would we get with the system?
Paul: a blu-ray player, little big planet and uncharted 2.
Shana: yeah...we have to look at our finances. We still have a dishwasher to buy...and if that damn truck needs something else done...
Shana: hey, off subject....any dinner ideas?
Paul: I dunno
Shana: u suck
Paul: Brats
Shana: k
Paul: spagheti
Paul: umm
Shana: jesus
Paul: no, I'm not the son of god, I'm actually god himself
Shana: knock it off. I'm tired of spaghetti
Paul: I prefer to be referred to as 'almighty one'
Shana: shut it
Paul: why are you tired of it?
Shana: it seems like we have it all the time!
Paul: We haven't had it in like 2 weeks
Paul: we have EVERYTHING all the time.
Paul: We only have like 10 meals you eat
Paul: BECAUSE YOU ARE PICKY
Shana: why do you think I 'm asking for ideas? I know it drives you nuts that we have the same thing all the time so I am asking for menu ideas!!
Shana: !!!!
Shana: how about pad thai? Would you be interested in making it one of these nights?
Paul: sure
Paul: how about roast beef?
Shana: I'm not sure how to make that...
Shana: I've never made it before...
Paul: What if I got you a recipe?
Shana: you mean like a pot roast?
Paul: the only problem with roast beef (or pot roast), is that you and I like beef at different doneness
Shana: yeah...I was just thinking about that...
Paul: I prefer not to eat leather, and you think burnt is underdone.
Shana: Maybe two small roasts?
Paul: might as well do steak at that point
Shana: we just did steak
Paul: no we didn't
Paul: we had to throw it out
Shana: OH yea
Paul: how about roast chicken?
Shana: You know my feelings on chicken...
Shana: How about steak? That I make sure we cook before it goes bad
Paul: how can you not like chicken?
Paul: I hate you
Shana: I just don't
Paul: You eat turkey
Shana: rarely...and not very much...
Shana: So how about the steak?
Paul: what if I did roast chicken and mushrooms?
Paul: Then you could eat mushrooms
Shana: Like portobello?
Paul: portobello doesn't really match chicken, but I could do wild mushroom and rice stuffing
Shana: Like stuffing it in the bird...?
Paul: yes
Shana: blech
Paul: OMG
Paul: seriously?
Shana: I don't like food cooked in the ass of a dead bird!
Paul: first of all, it isn't it's ass
Paul: its the body cavity. That is like saying you had a baby out your ass.
Shana: So stuffing is cooked in the uterus of a dead bird?!
Paul: no...still different
Shana: If you cooked the stuffing out of the bird...then I would try it
Paul: *sigh*
Paul: okay...how about we skip the chicken and we make a wild rice & mushrooms casserole?
Shana: you have a recipe for that?
Paul: err
Paul: I just made it up, but I can probably find one.
Paul: will be hard to find one without chicken tho
Paul: BECAUSE EVERYBODY IN THE FREE WORLD LIKES CHICKEN
Shana: Not everyone loves chicken
Paul: EVERYBODY
Shana: Vegetarians don't
Paul: Vegetarians aren't people.
Shana: Vegetarians are too people...people who don't eat chicken!!
Paul: people are omnivores
Paul: so vegos aren't people.
Shana: You are a vego-bigot
Paul: true
Shana: What else do you need from the store?
Paul: Ice Cream
Paul: duh
Shana: got that
Shana: anything else?
Paul: underline it
Shana: k
Paul: put a couple exclamation marks next to it
Shana: k
Shana: I need two more dinner ideas
Paul: homemade chili?
Paul: I don't know of anything that doesn't involve something you hate.
Shana: Don't know how to make that. I like Nalley's
Paul: ARGH!!
Paul: You are impossible
Shana: Besides I had homemade chili last night
Paul: Well I didn't
Shana: You should have come with us.
Paul: really...you want to have this discussion right now?
Paul: how about burritos?
Paul: I like burritos
Paul: you like burritos
Shana: We just did burritos. I still have the leftovers
Paul: I
Paul: HATE
Paul: YOU
Shana: hehehehe
Paul: so...you don't like chicken
Paul: you don't like seafood
Paul: you don't really like pork
Paul: you don't like sausage
Shana: Captain Obvious....
Paul: maybe we could make salmon
Shana: ummm.....
Paul: You aren't going to eat anything I cook anyway
Paul: so I might as well make something I'd like to eat
Shana: Oh! I just thought of a dinner! That twice baked potato casserole thing
Paul: okay
Paul: WE JUST HAD IT THO
Shana: LIsten Wisenheimer...
Shana: We haven't had that in a month
Paul: it isn't fun when somebody else does it, is it?
Shana: No. I'm right, you are wrong
Paul: How about beef pot pies?
Shana: ewww
Paul: ................
Paul: Will you stop that
Shana: what?
Paul: saying eww to everything I suggest
Shana: Then stop suggesting icky things?
Paul: what exactly don't you like about beef pot pie?
Shana: the gravy
Paul: So lets make gravy you do like
Shana: I don't like gravy
Shana: And pie should not have meat in it
Shana: It's unnatural
Paul: Okay, lets call it a SAUCE
Paul: You don't like any SAUCES?
Paul: ANY AT ALL?
Shana: I wouldn't know how to make that anyway
Paul: you know those pies you made yesterday?
Paul: Make a different filling, and put it in it
Paul: DONE
Paul: So hard...
Shana: You know how much filling goes in those things? Hardly any! It would be a piss poor meal
Paul: Thats why you make a lot of pies
Paul: You are impossible
Paul: You like french dip right?
Shana: yeah
Paul: That is a sauce
Paul: made from the drippings of meat
Shana: not the one I like
Paul: YES IT IS
Shana: it's powder
Shana: and water
Paul: what do you think they make the powder from?
Shana: i dunno
Paul: MAGIC FAIRY DUST?
Shana: yes!
Shana: yummy fairy dust
Paul: I'm making the beef pies
Shana: this week?
Paul: yes
Shana: k...and I didn't say I wouldn't try it...I had pot pies growing up and never like them...I may like your version. I will try a bite
Shana: So when are we buying the PS3?
Paul: I'd love to buy the PS3 today
Paul: but I'm not sure you will let me
Paul: so...yeah
Shana: I never said no...I just wanted to clarify how we are justifying this purchase...I want it too. Especially LBP...
Shana: do we need to stop chatting so you can go eat?
Paul: pretty much
Shana: k
Paul: if you went out to best buy and bought the PS3 with little big planet and uncharted 2, I wouldn't be unhappy
Paul: just saying.
Paul: anyway, laters