Shana IM's

More wifey IMs for funs:

Shana: So Chris's practice has been canceled for tonight
Shana: Where do you want me to go for dinner tonight?
Paul: subway?
Shana: That's fine...it will just take a little while to pick it up after Janel's practice is over...
Shana: And I need to get chips...maybe some drinks from the store...what would you like for that?
Paul: Get a 2 liter of coke for me, and BBQ ruffles
Shana: Why do you want a 2 liter?
Paul: because I want a mixer for rum and coke
Shana: gotcha
Paul: rum without the coke is just...rum
Shana: alkey
Shana: ;-)
Paul: if you drink it straight up, you are an alcholoic. If you mix with coke, you are a social drinker
Shana: But you need to be social to be a social drinker....and you are not social
Paul: I'm very social
Paul: you have no idea what you are talking about.
Shana: you misspelled very. It's a-n-t-i
Paul: I talk to people all the time.
Paul: that is social
Paul: the very definition in fact.
Paul: antisocial implies I'm against being social. I'm not particularly against it. Nor am I particularly for it. It just exists, and I accept it.
Paul: I'm apathetic about it.
Shana: whatever.
Paul: I'm socially neutral.
Paul: I'm the switzerland of the social scene.
Shana: There you go
Paul: ...you will not get the last word in this conversation.
Shana: What the hell
Shana: is wrong with you?!
Paul: moi?
Shana: I'm leaving to shower.
Paul: okay
Shana: Love you
Paul: you are really leaving because you can't handle my IM conversational skills (which is...SOCIAL). I win.
Paul: I
Paul: WIN
Shana: no you don't
Paul: WINNER = ME
Shana: you are such a turd!
Paul: a winning turd
Shana: ewww
Shana: I'm going
Paul: waving the white flag of defeat I see
Paul: I win
Shana: no i win. LAST!
Shana has left the conversation.
Paul: just admit I won and I'll leave you alone.
Paul: WINNER WINNER WINNER IS ME
Paul: I LOVE BEING A WINNER
Shana disconnected